8:10pm- Jacob walks in the door from work.
Me- "Did you get my soup and popsicles?"
Jacob- Pulls out Kroger brand soup and all-natural fruit popsicles.
Me- "What the heck!? I said Campbell's and Bomb Pops! Bomb Pops are red, white, and blue! BOMB POPS!"
Jacob- "These are the same thing!"
Me- "Those are pink, green, and purple! BOMB POPS are red white and blue!"
8:30pm
Me- "I think I'm ready for soup"
Jacob- Makes me soup
Me- "How much did that can cost because I am only going to eat the broth"
Jacob- "One dollar! Eat the noodles!"
Me-"I'm not eating the damn noodles! Put the bowl on the plate!"
Jacob- Does everything I say
Me- "I love you so much"
Jacob- "I love you more"
9:00pm
Me- "NEW EPISODE OF THE OFFICE IS ON COME QUICK WITH A GLASS OF ICE COLD WATER"
Jacob- Kicks back and takes off his shoes
Me- "Take your shoes outside, take off your socks, and while your at it wash your nasty feet, I'll press pause!"
Jacob- Does everything I say
I feel soooooo horrible right now. I can't believe what a you-know-what I've been. Jacob has been 10000% amazing. I can't wait until I feel better. I am going to make him delicious meals every night (his current menu is cereal, mac-n-cheese, and Ravioli because I can't stand the smell) and give him lots of kisses (his deodorant kills me) and cuddle lots and lots (see comment about the deodorant).
I love you Jacob!
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